What are some male-centric jokes that women makes?

I can recall many wife jokes, girlfriend jokes, women jokes that men make. For eg:

God created the world, and rested for a second.
Then god created men, and rested for a second.
Then god created women, since then neither god rested nor men.

You know why Ramayan is popular in Indonesia? Because when Raavan kidnapped Sitaji... he gave the disha-soochak (navigating device) to Sitajij to tell directions. They reached Indonesia.

Are there any similar jokes that women make on men? It can be trivialzing men's issue, a comment on their behavior, or mocking them... but it has to be funny (at least to you).

EDIT: I do not mean funny insult of some man. I meant a joke on men in general. A joke that applies to mankind.