Wildest parent emails

I’m a long term sub. Had a parent (of one of the naughtiest kids in my class) tell me through an email that I’m too strict and my class is boring and her son hates me.

Y’all I wish I was paraphrasing. That was almost word-for-word. I just read it and laughed. The teacher on leave has problems with this parent too.

That being said, what are the craziest things that parents have said to you?