A bender gave me chicken skin?

Wtf? Has anyone experienced anything like this? RIght now I'm withdrawing from a bender last week.

Like four days of black out. I came to with injuries I don't remember (classic). I lost my phone. Lost my debit card. I drove in a blizzard to restock and spun out and my car ended up in a ditch, so it has damage now. There was black and green shit on my bathroom floor, and SOMEONE tracked it all down the hallway. There was red puke all over my couch and I must have wiped it up with my favorite towel. The smell of my sweat is INSANE. I chewed nicotine gum like a madman and now I have sores in my mouth.

But the weirdest thing is today I notice that all over my back and my ass, I've like instantly got keratosis pilaris. Chicken skin. I had it as a kid on the back of my arms but for it show up in full force in a matter of days?

Ok now everyone share your weirdest health problem from drinking,

Chairs!