UPDATE: Stinging nettle everywhere! (I hired GOATS!)
I posted a bit ago about the stinging nettle problem in my yard. I got a lot of good advice, thanks all. I asked around on Facebook and found a guy that was willing to rent me some goats and a bonus alpaca. I'm his first customer!
The first couple pics are of the yard to begin with. They've been here a full 4 days and are working hard! So much progress and they'll be here 3 more days still.
Only downside is that they obliterated a small, fruitful, lime tree I had back there. Lessons were learned.
Someone said maybe they wouldn't eat the nettle, and we weren't sure but they've been loving it. We did learn that nettle is good for nursing goats, or something like that, I'm forgetting now.