If DE made an Arthur Nightingale dakimakura I'd give them my firstborn child

he's my scrungkly emo sasuke-haircut wet paper bag so pathetic blorbo husbadn and i need him. my fiance would just have to cope. i don't even need a sexy side to it tbh this man just needs the absolute life cuddled out of him and im answering the call. pack as much sopping wet kitten energy into it as you can. he is so broken. let him be the pathetic shell of a man learning how to love again that he is. call me fix it felix the way i be lining up to "i can fix him" this broken-ass obsessively horny man. i loev himb. i built him a kitchen and a shower and a bed in the backroom but i gotta wait until halloween to get the glyphs to build him a fireplace and that's not enough i need more. de pls let me cuddle my mans