Where I stay

This apartment has all types of people. We are comrades here actually.

There's a girl who stays alone, she rarely goes out. She has this shyness vibe, I could ask her out but she's just not my type, I like them chubby.

Then there's the apartment's peddler, dude is always high. Plays fifa all night while cursing and shouting. We are just the same, I just don't sell nothing. Sometimes we link up and watch football, like yesterday.

Third we have this guy, plays gospel alone on his woofer, watches Dj Afro movies etc. Dude just lives his life like the cultured man he is.

Fourth is a couple. They live a quite and private life. They rarely go out like couples do to show off their significant others to the world. Quite reserved, they don't do drugs, I've never seen them though I can't know for sure.

Five is this kalenjin dudes who live together. Notorious noise makers, blasting that vitron with mother tongue tracks is an art they've perfected. Sorry to say but their track playlist is shit.

Six is this thic gal. So collected and calm, but she has a dude. My net is always ready for her.

Seven is the apartment's drama king and queen. These two fight every other month. If there are people ik that love each other it's them. Toxily in love huh.

Eight is the WI-FI provider. Fck him btw. Neo-colonialist.

Nine is a bunch of 4 dudes living in one of two bedrooms block. All single like me, I have a roomie too btw, a course mate.

Out of my own observation, me and my roomie are the apartment's drunkards. We drink any day and time.