You can make anything oblong look like a dildo from a distance

Imagine this.

You're hungry and wanting something to diminish you appetite. So you get your wallet out and find a hotdog stand. But it's not hotdogs, from. Distance they look like dildos. You go and investigate. Upon closer inspection it's just a normal hotdog place. However you look across the road to see someone with a hotdog eating it, but it looks like a dildo, but you use your camera to inspect it and the person thinks your a creep, so they call the police. The police arrive but there's roadworks, so they're quite a distance away. From a distance they're batons looks like dildos. Now you think you're going to be hit by dildos, a bad way to look in front of people (and your boss - yes your boss is now there). You're arrested and in court. The gavel looks like a dildo. The fingers look like dildos. Oh no. How could you ever u see all of this.

Ok this is controllable, I just made it seem like a curse in the story to make it seem funny and weird.