Storytime / Lesson for first year students of UNSW

This is an experience that all students attending lectures at UNSW can learn from.

Once I was in a lecture, my second one back to back in a day and I had been drinking water all morning to stay hydrated. Then, I needed to "go", so I put my hand up to ask the lecturer. He said, " I hope everyone understands this slide. What is your question, young man in the back?". So then I said "I just need to go to the bathroom". There was a silent moment as everyone turned to look at me, and then he said "Why? Why didn't you go pee in your own toilet at home?". My heart sank to a new low. "Uh I just had to drink a lot of water its been really hot lately". His stance tensed up and he crossed his arms.

"What I can't understand is how someone like you, who doesn't have the mental capacity to plan out his own day, is allowed to study at this university. Another question that comes to mind: Why does someone who is so STUPID as to come in to my lecture unprepared, somehow still believe that they will gather anything from the slides presented in front of them? What the hell have you been doing for the last 40 minutes anyway? Did it really take you that long deciding if you needed to piss or if you were still thirsty? Get the fuck out of my theatre"

I got up and left after that