Please, my mother's a Baptist minister and she wouldn't scrub her ass with Way Crazy's ["Chimdale", Season: 4 Episode: 8]
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Yo mama sounds like a messed-up bitch
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Steve, it's a beautiful afternoon. Shouldn't you be outside with your friends, turning my tool shed into Mordor or... Endor or... something heartbreaking?
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So, who am I? Fung Wah, Chinese billionaire. I am C.E.O. of Fung Wah Enterprises — big conglomerate with many assets.
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Am I really the only one who thinks this is a horrible episode?
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If you are a fellow writer: I love you, and I want you to succeed
Discussions about the writing craft.
Someday, YOU will be someone's favorite author!
Discussions about the writing craft.
The look on your face when you realize that any dumbass can have dumbass kids
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Shoutout to one of AD's best character arcs
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Darling, hold off. They don't know if they're staying yet
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Anime Steve and Hayley are freakin' adorable
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[SNAP] "GONE!"
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And now our last hope is a balloon shaped like my nutsack
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June 4: National Hug Your Cat Day
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The look on your face when you’re forced to wonder if you’re beast or man
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'Cause it takes diff'rent strokes, it takes diff'rent strokes to move the world, yes it does
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You can't be a pet unless someone loves you
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Your cooking goes HERE!!
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Looks like Greg is next
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Who in the AD universe would you send this note to? And, with YOUR luck, who would end up getting it by mistake instead?
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ME: How does Toshi speak Japanese when neither of his parents-- AD WRITERS: Uh...we're... the music makers...?
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I...uh, I can't unsee Weitzman's bulge
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You know, I remember a time when this was a safe hallway...
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Just a reminder that Real-Life Steve is still out there
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